The News of Today is the History of Tomorrow

IN POLITICAL NEWS

1) Nothing to see here, folks: Maricopa County election officials launched a 2021 PAC to stop MAGA candidates.

2) In Texas, Caroline Harris became the youngest Republican woman ever elected to the state house.

3) Well, this warms my heart: Michael Obama said that Trump’s victory in 2016 “still hurts” after six years.

I feel fine.

4) Rutabaga just realized that without the House, the DemoKKKrats “don’t have the votes” to codify Roe.

-Constitution 101, spoogie.

5) Speaking of corruption, the State Department has refused an audit of $1 billion spent in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan.

-Wouldn’t want that “10% for the Big Guy” inconveniently showing up, huh?

6) There is a way to beat the “ballots,” not “votes” scam, as seen in Wisconsin. (CAVEAT: they still didn’t get Tim Michels elected, but saved Ron Johnson).

Anonymous Wisconsin Heroes Demonstrated How to Collapse the Democrat Ballot Gathering Apparatus

7) Rutabaga said after his meeting with Xi that an invasion of Taiwan by China is not “imminent.”

-Cuz, you know, the ChiComs always tell the truth.

8) The Inspector General reported “historic” China Virus unemployment funds lost. Congress (supposedly) investigates.

9) San Francisco’s 58-story Millennium Tower is tilting—another three inches more toward Fremont Street in a matter of months. Plans to beef it up are “gambling,” and it’s facing collapse, says an engineer.

10) “I can’t keep fighting the system,” says a DACA recipient, after many leave “disheartened by years of instability.”

11) The Department of InJustice wants a 15-year jail sentence for Theranos hoaxster Elizabeth Holmes.

12) Six airmen were killed on Veterans Day “Wings over Dallas” air show when a P-63 Kingcobra collided with a B-17.

 

 

IN ECONOMIC NEWS

13) Woke Disney planning layoffs as its earnings collapses.

-Couldn’t happen to a nicer mouse.

Go Woke, Go Broke: Layoffs Coming to Disney as Woke Companies Earnings Collapse

14) Elon Musk reportedly demanded a payroll audit to confirm Twit employees were “real humans” before giving them regularly scheduled bonuses and laying them off.

-Sounds reasonable to me.

15) Cryptocurrencies have rebounded after Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao announced plans to set up an industry recovery fund in the wake of the FTX scandal/collapse.

16) Amazon plans to dump 10,000 employees as soon as this week, according to the New York Slimes.

 

17) Speaking of Amazon, founder Jeff Bezos warns a recession is looming, and Americans should “prepare for the worst.”

18) The S&P had the worst performance in real terms since 1872.

 

IN INTERNATIONAL NEWS

19) The Huns have nationalized a Gazprom subsidiary.

Germany nationalises Gazprom subsidiary: ministry

20) The Pakistani finance minister said the U.S. cannot stop Pakistan from buying Russkie oil.

 

IN ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

21) File under symbolism without substance: USA’s men’s national soccer team arrived in Qatar by redesigning their crest in a rainbow to show solidarity with the homosexual/transoid community.

-That’s fine, boys. But I wouldn’t wander too far outside the compound holding hands if you catch my drift.

22) “Yellowstone” is back, awesome as ever.

 

AND FINALLY…

23) The earth’s population just hit eight billion . . . and yet not a damn one of them can understand the lyrics to “Born in the USA” or “Jumpin’ Jack Flash.”

-Hey, maybe that’s a gig for some of those unemployed Amazon peeps who haven’t yet learned how to code!

 

 

AND THAT’S TODAY’S NEWS

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